CATCH-22 (no-win situation) – PART ONE

PREFACE:


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“Ey reign ano gawa mo ngayn? Math? Tawag ako dyan bukas ha.…(weird letters)…”
Unknown person
September 14, 2005 @10:09:46 pm

“Cno ‘to?”
Ako – me – myself – I – Hanna – Reign
September 14, 2005 @ 11:45:04 pm

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“kw nga una txt den u ask kng cno ako! Ok k lng!
Unknown Person
September 14, 2005 @ 5:47:11 am

“Ey reign ano gawa mo ngayn? Math? Tawag ako dyan bukas ha.…(weird letters)… - gnagago mo b ko? Ikaw unang ngtxt…”
Ako – me – myself – I – Hanna – Reign
September 15, 2005 @ 8:37:53 am

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“putang ina mOH! dnt u thnk ikw una ngtxt gus2 m 4rward k sau? Gagu k pala eh kw ang nangGA2Gu ulol!”
Unknown person
September 15, 2005 @ 8:42:36 am

Cge nga… pki 4rward lang po ung msg.. pwede walang murahan…
Ako – me – myself – I – Hanna – Reign
September 15, 2005 @ 8:44:01 am

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Cno ‘to? E2 TXT MO CRA ULO K PALA EH,DNT buTHEReD 2 txt ok! I dnt even knw U! Ur annoying!
Unknown person
September 15, 2005 @ 8:46:07 am

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Cno UNA ng mura?Watz ur wORDS ha? BASTOS KA!
Unknown person
September 15, 2005 @ 8:48:51 am

Wag mong burahn ung unang msg ko syo.. tga san skul k? ppuntahan kta..ippkta ko syo kng cno tlga unang ngtxt..hnd ako cra ulo pra mgtxt syo.. mrami akng gngwa,sobra.. wala akng pnhon jan.. at ska babae ako,anong mppala ko jan..
Ako – me – myself – I – Hanna – Reign
September 15, 2005 @ 8:54:19 am

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Tlga? Bkt sana ako magtTXT s # mo kng d kaw una ngtXT nakasave d2 en u send dat lst nite, mas lalo ako ala panahon sau ok?Kng busy ka much more on ME! I very sory pero ala ko panahn sau!
Unknown person
September 15, 2005 @ 9:02:14 am

Wow..Imulit mo lng cnbi ko a..Cge,let’s end it here..

S ssunod wg k nang mgeenglsh,andami mong wrong grammar..
Ako – me – myself – I – Hanna – Reign
September 15, 2005 @ 9:02:32 am

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HINDI NA KO NAG-REPLY…
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Ah TLGA! I dnt cARE!
Unknown person
September 15, 2005 @ 9:05:32 am

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Ah tlga im nt dat perfect best of all I dnt have tym oN frivulous matter,en 4 u 2 knw KULng LNG ako s letER it bCOZ im busy here! Im Not A bit goNE… gaga
Unknown person
September 15, 2005 @ 09:11:44 am


“frivulous” is wrong. It should be “frivolous”.
“best of all” – I think it’s not appropriate to use that phrase in that sentence…J
“Im not a bit gone” – tell me please! What’s the connection???

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I dnt dwel with nonsensical things! And I won’t stoop down 2 get fight of u! its cheap en n0T worth it gud day!
Unknown Person
September 15, 2005@ 09:21:58 am


“I won’t stoop down 2 get fight of u!” – ha! Shouldn’t stoop down, makukuba ka… tama ba grammar na “to get fight of you”? I believe its wrong…

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U said madmi ako wr0ng gramMar?Is dat so??then pRove it 2 me now! F u really a clever dEN answer ur fon,en let see how good u r in English! Damn! Im not dat idiot… so learn from ur words.
Unknown person
September 15, 2005 @ 05:44:46 pm


He kept on saying that this is a senseless thing/situation. If he really thinks that way, and he is really busy, and he really don’t give a damn… why does he bother texting me?!

Is he guilty or what?!

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I thot dis was a bALDerbASH But den I cnt accept wat u have said 2 me wyle ago u knw how gud I am otherwise im bAD among ol bAD!... hu ever u r rmember dis UsPilLeD da beans cried over da sPILled MILk…gudluck!
Unknown person
September 15, 2005 @ 5:55:54 pm


“Balderbash” – there’s no such word! Baka, “balderdash”?
How will I know that you’re “good”?
I may have spilled the beans, but I haven’t and will never cry on spilled milk…J

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Ang weird niya… hindi ko alam kung matatawa ako o magagalit…